SACRAMENTO, CA – Woman speaks after voice box transplant, but only Spanish!
Month: January 2011
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS TO LEAVE HARLEM
GREENWICH, CT – Harlem Globetrotters 4-point shot shadowed by announcement of name change and move.
LION TACOS!
ARIZONA – Mexican restaurants are now serving up lion tacos to their customers – and it’s causing an uproar!
SCIENTISTS CAPTURE LEPRECHAUN!
DUBLIN – Researchers at University College Dublin made waves in the scientific community by capturing a real live leprechaun!
GEORGE W. BUSH TO REPLACE REGIS PHILBIN
NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
CALIFORNIA SUPERSTORM
SACRAMENTO – Californians better prepare for doomsday because a Superstorm is on the way – and will destroy everything in its path!
9,400-YEAR-OLD MUTT
PORTLAND, Maine – Researchers have discovered a dog that is 9,400-years-old. Dogs were pets – and meals.
COCA-COLA’S SECRET INGREDIENT: SALIVA!
ATLANTA, GA – Executives at the Coca Cola, Inc. are fuming after someone in the company leaked the soft-drink’s secret ingredient!