TULSA, OK — Congress has just greenlit horse slaughterhouses. Horse meat will be on shelves across American within two weeks.
FDA
NEW FDA LABEL: SMOKING, IT HURTS SO GOOD
WASHINGTON – The FDA released an unexpected warning label for cigarette packages, one that reads “Smoking, It Hurts So Good.”
TACO BELL MEAT
MONTGOMERY, AL – After allegations of false advertising, further investigation causes Taco Bell to close its doors for good.
TOXIC WASTE CANDY ACTUALLY TOXIC
WASHINGTON – The FDA issued a product recall for several products made by the Indiana based company, Candy Dynamics.