PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.
Month: November 2008
OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO
COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!
OBAMA-TOSE! ED ANGER CRITICAL
Legendary Weekly World News columnist Ed Anger has suffered a debilitating break down brought on by the election results.
TODD PALIN'S ELECTION DAY STUNT
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.
CHAOS CLOUD APPEARS IN WASHINGTON D.C.
WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.
STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS TO TIME TRAVEL
PHOENIX, AZ – With his presidential bid seen as lost, John McCain is putting a Flux Capacitor on the Straight Talk Express.
VIDEO – LARRY KING WANTS TO INTERVIEW AN ALIEN
Larry King has declared that he will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien if we ever make contact!
FRY DEATH ROW CREEPS IN ELECTRIC BLEACHERS!
I’m madder than a tomcat with his tail in a light socket over the bleeding-heart demand to outlaw capital punishment.
CHAOS CLOUD SETTLES IN FLORIDA
JACKSONVILLE, FL – It looks like the Chaos Cloud has picked its final destination before the elections begin: Florida!