Author Archives: Andy Smith
BAT BOY SPOTTED AT COMEDY CLUBS
Bat Boy has been seen on the stand-up comedy circuit.
MYSTERIOUS BOOMS PLAGUE WISCONSIN CITY
Authorities are perplexed over the strange, loud noises heard in the eastern part of the state.
PTERANODON TERRIFIES WYOMING TOWN
Residents of Kirby fear a large flying reptile.
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
“JERSEY SHORE: 3-D” — MOVIE TO BE RELEASED IN 2013
NEW YORK – The MTV reality show is headed for the big screen.
ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
The “Two and a Half Men” actor will be honored at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.
MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS
Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.
ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’
NEW YORK — A man claims “temporary Linsanity” led him to rob a Queens diner.
HUMANS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN DOG PARK
PHILADELPHIA — It was just another day at the park, until the dogs decided it was that time to take over.
ZOO RESORTS TO ALL-PIZZA DIET FOR ANIMALS
COLUMBUS, OH – One Ohio zoo-owner is slicing costs in a unique way.









