The “Two and a Half Men” actor will be honored at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.
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CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.
CHARLIE SHEEN TO HOST OSCARS!
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Brett Ratner and Don Mischer announced today that the 84th Academy Awards will be hosted by Charlie Sheen.
CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
CHARLIE SHEEN TATTOO
Men across the country are now getting The Charlie Sheen Tattoo. And… they’re winning!
CHARLIE SHEEN HIRES ALIEN AS NEW PUBLICIST
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.
CHARLIE SHEEN ADOPTS PORN FAMILY
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
CHARLIE SHEEN'S BRIEFCASE LOCATED
BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!