The “Two and a Half Men” actor will be honored at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Brett Ratner and Don Mischer announced today that the 84th Academy Awards will be hosted by Charlie Sheen.
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
Men across the country are now getting The Charlie Sheen Tattoo. And… they’re winning!
Check out this mash-up of Charlie Sheen “Winning”.
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!
HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.