NEW YORK – The MTV reality show is headed for the big screen.
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SNOOKI ENGAGED!
NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”
JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE – MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER!
The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.
JERSEY SHORE TO GO TO THE VATICAN
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
PRINCE WILLIAM HAD AFFAIR WITH SNOOKI
LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
IT'S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY!
EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.
JERSEY SHORE SPIN-OFF SHOW
DOWN SOUTH – Our worst nightmares have come true and a new show is being made in the likeness of the Jersey Shore!
NJ HOUSEWIVES GONE WILD!
WAYNE, NJ – New Jersey Housewives are out-of-control. The war is on. They’re going to the mattresses!