NEW YORK – The MTV reality show is headed for the big screen.
SNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE!
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!
NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”
JERSEY SHORE TO GO TO THE VATICAN
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
PRINCE WILLIAM HAD AFFAIR WITH SNOOKI
LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
IT'S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY!
EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.
JERSEY SHORE SPIN-OFF SHOW
DOWN SOUTH – Our worst nightmares have come true and a new show is being made in the likeness of the Jersey Shore!
BAT BOY CUT FROM JERSEY SHORE SEASON 2
MIAMI, FL – There was a glaring omission from the second season of the Jersey Shore!
JERSEY SHORE ON LOPEZ TONIGHT
LOS ANGELES, CA – The cast of the Jersey Shore are showing that they have talent worthy of an Oscar!