Hey Readers everywhere, Get some self-esteem. Get off the couch. And for Sasquatch’s sake, stop looking for Bigfoot. He’s right here in the pages of Weekly World News! If you have a problem, call someone who cares. Otherwise, plead for my attention at editor@weeklyworldnews.com. DOGGIE DOORS Dear Dotti, Right when I thought life had … READ MORE
MY FAKE VIDEO ADDICT HUSBAND Dear Dotti:My hubby is obsessed with this new AI video generator trend that’s blowing up everywhere. He spends all day making fake videos of me dancing with aliens or wrestling Bigfoot, and now our neighbors think I’m some kind of intergalactic freak show. Last week, he generated one where I’m … READ MORE
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is about to address the members of the Emotional Support Animal Union. “Fellow Comfort Creatures…” Pickles takes a long pause for effect, “We didn’t sign up for this! Many of you thought it would be an 8 hour a day job, … READ MORE
NEW IN THE FROZEN PETS AISLE! The new range of freeze-dried household companions has hit the shelves in the Frozen pets aisle just in time for the holidays, and kids couldn’t be more thrilled! “I told the kids, we couldn’t get a full-time puppy” a mother of four found shopping recently told a reporter, “But … READ MORE
Sleepy Dog is one of the leading canine psychics in the world and Weekly World News has her exclusive predictions here. She says 2020 will be the best year of our lives – and possibly the best year in the history of mankind! World peace. A booming American economy. Sensational weather. Republicans and Democrats … READ MORE
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
The annual Alabama Flying Dog Competition was held last weekend, and there were some amazing competitors.
The Dog Scouts of America are one of the fastest growing organizations in the United States.
