The world’s largest bat cave has opened in Texas.
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BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK!
LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.
TUBE-NOSED BAT
DALLAS, TX – Tube-Nosed Bats are swarming into Texas and biting the ears off residents.
Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner's Butt
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!
HUMAN BAT DISCOVERED IN ITALY
Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams