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MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE
NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, authorities arrested Mrs. Claus in the North Pole today. They stormed Mrs. Claus’s Snowy Heights penthouse, arresting Mrs. Claus, Blitzen, and Donner. They seized evidence including personal computers, toys, and pumpkin pies. The trio were apprehended soon after Rudolph the … READ MORE
