COLUMBUS, OH – One Ohio zoo-owner is slicing costs in a unique way.
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A MILLION MONKEYS WRITE SHAKESPEARE
A team of monkeys finally written the complete works of Shakespeare!
MONKEYS ARE RACIST
LONDON – Psychologists have proven that monkeys are the world’s first racists.
MARY-KATE OLSEN IS OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD
NEW YORK, NY – Mary-Kate Olsen, tired of being a celebrity, is heading off to Oz to find the Wizard.
Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered
ROME, Italy — Following the announcement of the discovery of the Gnome of St. Peter, the Vatican has recently uncovered a trove of unknown Renaissance sculptures deep within the vaults of St. Symian’s Cathedral.
