BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!
ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn … READ MORE
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TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!
WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is … READ MORE
HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!
Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. … READ MORE
IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON!
Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull. While cattle and sheep may be Britain’s most common farm animals, badgers have been domesticated in some communities for centuries. … READ MORE
WWN IS HEADING TO MARS!
BOCA CHICA, Texas — Elon Musk has announced that he wants Weekly World News and its ace reporter, Frank Lake, onboard Starship as it heads to Mars later this year. … READ MORE
RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED!
BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday when they were startled by a gnarly creature devouring their fresh kill. Joseph nearly shot … READ MORE
MOSES HAD A GPS!
SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind: … READ MORE
TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED!
A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a cage. And if Dr. Rupert … READ MORE
JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE
Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line of flavored Vape products targeted to infants and toddlers in developed nations. The line … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE