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BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

October 9, 2019October 4, 2019 by Frank Lake

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bigfoot, bigfoot research, bigfoot sightings, bigfoot spotted, rehab, sarah palin, sarahpalin, todd palin, topstories, woods

TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

October 6, 2019October 3, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags alligators, donald trump, flying monkeys, mexican border, topstories, trump, zombies

HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!

October 10, 2019October 2, 2019 by Frank Lake

Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, bill clinton, democrat, Hillary, hillary clinton, P'Lod, topstories

IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON!

October 6, 2019October 2, 2019 by Charlie Hopkins

Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull.  While cattle and sheep may be Britain’s most common farm animals, badgers have been domesticated in some communities for centuries. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags badger, Britain, great britain, milk, topstories

WWN IS HEADING TO MARS!

October 6, 2019September 30, 2019 by Frank Lake

BOCA CHICA, Texas — Elon Musk has announced that he wants Weekly World News and its ace reporter, Frank Lake, onboard Starship as it heads to Mars later this year. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags elon musk, mars, Mars landing, nasa, space exploration, topstories

RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED!

October 6, 2019September 30, 2019 by Verro Rohel

BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday when they were startled by a gnarly creature devouring their fresh kill. Joseph nearly shot … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags creature, topstories, west virginia, woods

MOSES HAD A GPS!

October 6, 2020September 27, 2019 by Frank Lake

SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind:  … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags bible, egypt, Exodus, god, gps, Israelite, jesus, moses, red sea, topstories

TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED!

October 6, 2019September 26, 2019 by Frank Lake

A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a cage. And if Dr. Rupert … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags dentist, physicist, teeth, tooth fairy, topstories

JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE

October 6, 2019September 26, 2019 by Carl Woodward

Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line of flavored Vape products targeted to infants and toddlers in developed nations.   The line … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags ban, smoke, smoking, toddlers, topstories

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

June 27, 2022September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News is back!  We are back.  YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, Buster Simcus, Ed Anger, journalism, Kardhasians, manigator, P'Lod, phd ape, Prince, satire, topstories, weekly world news
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