BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!
ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. …
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TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!
WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies …
HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!
Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled …
IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON!
Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull. While cattle and sheep may …
BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!
NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby! …
WWN IS HEADING TO MARS!
BOCA CHICA, Texas — Elon Musk has announced that he wants Weekly World News and …
RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED!
BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday …
MOSES HAD A GPS!
SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land …
TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED!
A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, …
JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE
Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line …