QUINCY, MA – A very unique discovery has shed light on one of our nation’s past leader!
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH THE DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT
WASILLA, AK – Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.