REDDIT USERS NOW TURN THEIR POWER TO FOOD

Market Madness CONTINUES AT CONVENIENCE STORES! Over this past week, …

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TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD!

CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.

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SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER

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JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.

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OPRAH LEANS ON WORLD'S FATTEST CAT

CHICAGO, IL – In the latest issue of O Magazine, Oprah reveals that during years of struggling with rollercoaster weight gain/loss she had one consistent shoulder to lean on – Tonya’s!

STONER MUMMY ATTACKS

LUXOR, EGYPT – A team of Archaeologists was attacked after removing an ancient marijuana stash from a priest’s tomb.

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