Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.
SATAN HIRES A PUBLICITY FIRM
HE CLAIMS HIS REPUTATION IS NOT BAD ENOUGH “I’m tired of not getting credit for …
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A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!
RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not …
“I HAD SEX WITH SATAN”
HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press …
HOW TO SURVIVE FRIDAY THE 13TH
PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES
The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”
SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL
The creators of The Book of Mormon have teamed with Salman Rushie for a new broadway musical.
WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
DOG-HEADED PIG MONSTER!
NAMIBIA – The dog-headed pig monster is once again terrorizing rural populations.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.