SATAN HIRES A PUBLICITY FIRM

HE CLAIMS HIS REPUTATION IS NOT BAD ENOUGH “I’m tired of not getting credit for evil,” the Prince of Darkness declares. The publicity firm of Udall, DiBla and Howe, a … READ MORE

A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!

RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not even as big as Hardee’s or Whataburger.  But it has something in common with its … READ MORE

“I HAD SEX WITH SATAN”

HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press conference today to tell the world that she had sex with Satan last Saturday night. … READ MORE