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WICH AND WHEY IN FLORIDA WITH THE SKUNK APE

August 7, 2023August 3, 2023 by Glen Wich

Intrepid reporters Glenn Wich and Harms Whey continue their road trip across the country. This latest from Wich — “Just a typical day for us, the New Jersey Devil just handed us a map, shampoo, and a luffa, as he teleported us to Ochopee, Florida. I’m Glen Wich, an investigative journalist, along with my fellow … READ MORE

SKUNK APE

February 25, 2011 by Carl Woodward

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – After years of hiding out in Everglades National Park, Skunk Ape is having a coming out party.

MOUNT REDOUBT ERUPTS

March 23, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

UPDATE: Mount Redoubt has begun to erupt! Is webcam user yeti4eva safe?

MOUNT REDOUBT WEBCAM

January 30, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

MT. REDOUBT, AK – Scientists set up a webcam on Mount Redoubt to monitor volcanic activity, but discovered more than they bargained for.

PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT

October 11, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASILLA, AK – Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.