A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed … READ MORE
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic. Santa opted to enter … READ MORE
ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn … READ MORE
Charlie Sheen surprised even himself by asking Lindsay Lohan for her hand in marriage.
HEAVEN – Psychics are saying that Amy Winehouse was the first soul singer to greet Whitney Houston, even before Michael Jackson.
LONDON – Casey Anthony was spotted placing flowers at the shrine outside Amy Winhouse’s Camden flat.
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault and battery against a female staffer at a rehab facility.
RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – A six foot tall rabbit was seen leaving the Betty Ford Clinic this week. Is the Easter Bunny trying to clean up before his big day?
