DARN FOOLS IN WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN THE GOV’MENT AGAIN — AND I’M ABOUT READY TO SHUT DOWN MY VEINS!

(That’s right, it’s me, your favorite red-faced ranter from the holler, spittin’ mad as a wet hen in a hailstorm. Weekly World News don’t pay me enough to put up with this hogwash, but somebody’s gotta say it!) Listen up, you pencil-necked, latte-sippin bureaucrats and their soy-boy sidekicks in Congress! Another government shutdown? AGAIN? What … READ MORE