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HILLARY CLINTON FACELIFT

November 19, 2013 by Tap Vann

WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.

Categories Headlines Tags barack obama, bill clinton, blood, brain, Chelsea Clinton, clinton, Hillary, hillary clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton, secretary of state

REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!

May 24, 2012 by Frank Lake

Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood  into their bodies!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Alzheimer's, blood, Mark Levin, Nancy Reagan, president reagan, Reagan library, republicans, ronald reagan, sean hannity

STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE

August 22, 2010 by Frank Lake

A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bella, blood, bloody, Breaking Dawn, dracula, Eclipse, fangs, garlic, Jacob, rolling stone, Stephanie Meyer, sunshine, Team Edward, Team Jacob, true blood, twilight, vampire, vampire bat

EU Urges Integration of Vampires

October 3, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags belgium, blood, brussels, cape, europe, european union, vampires

Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner's Butt

September 12, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bat, blood, coal mine, doctor, hospital, undead, vampire, vampire bat, vampires

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