WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.
The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!
