PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS NOVEMBER 21st, 2023. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE
A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS NOVEMBER 21st, 2023. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE
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Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns … READ MORE
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SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the … READ MORE
GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! … READ MORE
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“HE REACHED INOT THE CUP TO GET HIS BALL – AND DISAPPEARED! Four golfers in North Carolina had just finished playing the 16th hole when one reached in to retrieve … READ MORE