WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!
CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI
TRIPOLI – Libyan rebels found evidence of a romantic relationship between Colonel Gadhafi and Condoleezza Rice.
QADDAFI COURTING ANISTON AND OTHERS
TRIPOLI, Libya — Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is hoping a love connection with Jennifer Aniston, or some other Hollywood beauty, will salvage his world image.
QADDAFI HIRES STYLIST
TRIPOLI, Libya – Colonel Muammar-el Qaddafi has hired a fashion stylist to fit him for his “surrender” attire.
MESSAGE FROM COLONEL GADDAFI
TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.