WASHINGTON, DC – A federal judge has ordered the emails of the Bush administration be surrendered to the courts, and Weekly World News has some!
CRAWFORD, TX – Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.