WASHINGTON, DC – A federal judge has ordered the emails of the Bush administration be surrendered to the courts, and Weekly World News has some!
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PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES
WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.
Undead Demand Health Insurance
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.