NEWEST U.S. JUDGE IS 5-YEARS-OLD!
AND HE HATES “MEANIES!” While “adults” across the nation play a political game of “Mad …
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NY WOMAN STALKED BY RUSSIAN SUB!
SHE BLAMES DATING APP Like many single people, Sadie Lamar’s life was turned upside down …
MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART!
THEY EVEN HAVE CREDIT CARDS! Walmart has nearly 5,000 stores in America, but only ONE …
MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL
DEVIL DEMANDS REFUND! Over the years, Weekly World News has encountered the Devil aka “Lucifer,” …
MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE
LEARNING TO SPELL “CARNAGE” HELPS THEM AVOID IT! Law enforcement agencies across the nation are …
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian …
MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!”
AND HIS HOUSE IS EVEN WORSE! (EDITOR’S NOTE: WWN is publishing this story because the …
FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up …
IS TV’S TONY DANZA OUT TO ‘OUT-GOOP’ GWYNETH?
HIS “BRING ON THE FUNK” FRAGRANT CANDLES ARE DESIGNED FOR MEN. No one can deny …
TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE
“WE’VE KEPT MEGA-MONSTERS MUNCHING FOR FIFTY YEARS.” Dr. Vincent DeCarlo stands in his small factory …