LET THEM EAT TWINKIES!
According to the Washington Post: “The U.S. Department of Agriculture has taken another whack at …
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ARE hollywood crotch candles catching fire?
This month, actress/entrepreneur Gwyneth Paltrow sold out of a new candle called “This Smells Like …
SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DECLARES HIMSELF “ABOVE” SCHOOL LAW
BURLAP, NJ – Ronald Bunk, a 7-year-old transfer student to Our Lady of Angst School …
THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS!
HE ORDERS TAKE-OUT, STIFFS DELIVERY BOY New Jersey’s legendary large, beaked and winged Jersey Devil …
IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS
“It could be bigger than this past Christmas season!” enthused entrepreneur Wink DePalma, president and …
SCORSESE TO DIRECT “THE LITTLE RASCALS”
The LEGEND Director Martin Scorsese, currently winning accolades for the 50-year-de-aging process featured in his …
MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD!
“I thought it was gas,” recalls JoJo “Tiny” Metcalf. Mr. Metcalf, one of the most …
WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON!
“We’ve finally wrested control of Christmas from the heathen hordes,” boasted long-time social protestor Timothy …
FEDS CREATE “RAKE FORCE”
IN EFFORT TO COMBAT FOREST FIRES American Politicians of both parties were astonished when the …
JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST!
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and The Savior of Mankind, was …