VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.
POPE ANNOUNCES CATHOLIC CRYPTOCURRENCY – VATICOIN!
VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church follows Facebook, Monsanto, and the American Dentist’s Union as …
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THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis spent a good part of the day in the annual …
POPE FRANCIS RESIGNS!
Pope Francis shocked the world today. Just as soon after Easter was over… he resigned.
POPE JOINS HELLS ANGELS
Pope Francis blessed thousands of bikers at an open air mass in St Peter’s Square – and then joined the Hells Angels.
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD
Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world with his plans to reitre on Feb. 28. He shocked the world again today – he’s moving to L.A.
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
JERSEY SHORE SECOND SEASON
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Jersey Shore is being brought back for a second season. The Pope declares Snooki Polizzi the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shoreline.
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.