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TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED!

June 23, 2020June 19, 2020 by Dunwich Dundorfer

One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. Many. who saw him, ridiculed his clothing accessory. But, apparently, his trip to pick up … READ MORE

TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING

May 20, 2020 by Dunwich Dundorfer

“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing cities and start over!” Boasts lead developer Arnold Wilhowsky speaking about the new Tesla OMNI. … READ MORE

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS!

February 24, 2020February 5, 2020 by James Vancey

As a RIC (Registered Investment Chimp), it’s my duty to protect customers from market mania, and when a stock does what Tesla is doing – with NO fundamental change in … READ MORE

INVISIBILITY AND LEVITATION

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

Invisibility & Levitation: How-To Keys To Personal Performance by Commander X