I’M MADDER THAN A SKUNK IN A TRASH COMPACTOR! TRUMP VS. ELON IS A GLOBALIST PLOT TO DISTRACT REAL AMERICANS!

Folks, it’s your ol’ pal Ed Anger, and I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead and serve it with a side of righteous fury! The eggheads in Washington and Silicon Valley have gone and cooked up a doozy this time. And I’m here to blow the lid off their latest scam! … READ MORE

TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING

“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing cities and start over!” Boasts lead developer Arnold Wilhowsky speaking about the new Tesla OMNI. “Fully electric and gyro stabilized. It is poetry in motion. The carbon footprint of this machine is smaller than a baby’s shoe.” The testing that … READ MORE

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS!

As a RIC (Registered Investment Chimp), it’s my duty to protect customers from market mania, and when a stock does what Tesla is doing – with NO fundamental change in their outlook – we have entered totally bananas territory. My phone’s ringing off the hook about Tesla. I’ve been so busy speaking with Jane Goodall’s … READ MORE