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JESUS CHRIST IN THREE-CHEESE PIZZA
BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – Jesus appeared in a three-cheese pizza at Posh Pizza in New Farm.
BIBLE CODES ON GUNS
NEW YORK, NY – A gun manufacturer has been providing weapons to the U.S. military with bible codes on them!
END OF THE WORLD PREDICTIONS
The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for!
EXACT TIME WHEN JESUS DIED
LONDON – Two scientists have determined that Jesus Christ was crucified at 3PM on Friday, April 3 in 33 A.D.
SHROUD OF TURIN
ROME – An Italian research group has debunked the Shroud of Turn. Jesus Christ responded, “Sorry guys, my bad.”
BIBLE FILLED WITH PSYCHIC EXPERIENCES
The Holy Bible is full of psychic experiences of every kind – clairvoyance, seances, and out-of-body experiences- and here’s how you can find them!
GEORGETOWN HIDES JESUS?
WASHINGTON, DC – Georgetown University has admitted to covering up symbols of Jesus Christ when President Barack Obama spoke there on Tuesday. Is that okay?
LEGO JESUS STATUE
STOCKHOLM – This year’s Easter was a special one for the Oensta Gryta Church in Sweden: they unveiled a life-sized Lego statue of Jesus!
SWEARING AT GOD IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.