VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA announced that Pope Benedict XVI will be on the next Space Shuttle.
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has exonerated the Jews for killing Jesus. They had nothing to do with the death of Jesus Christ. Aliens did it!
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
MALTA – A very important religious figure seemed to have had a very bad night’s sleep!