VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
POPE FRANCIS RESIGNS!
Pope Francis shocked the world today. Just as soon after Easter was over… he resigned.
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BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD
Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world with his plans to reitre on Feb. 28. He shocked the world again today – he’s moving to L.A.
BLACK POPE
The Roman Catholic Church wants to elect its first black pope — and some celebrities are being considered.
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
NASA TO LAUNCH POPE INTO SPACE
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA announced that Pope Benedict XVI will be on the next Space Shuttle.
POPE: JEWS DID NOT KILL JESUS
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has exonerated the Jews for killing Jesus. They had nothing to do with the death of Jesus Christ. Aliens did it!
POPE SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
POPE FALLS ASLEEP
MALTA – A very important religious figure seemed to have had a very bad night’s sleep!