vice president dick cheney Archives

ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO

February 23, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!

SECRETS OF CHENEY’S SAFE REVEALED

January 20, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.

CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN

February 6, 2023November 20, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”