January 2011

PARENT ONE, PARENT TWO

January 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

SKYWALKER RANCH, CA – Lucasfilm Ltd. has announced that the long awaited Blu-ray box set of the entire Star Wars sexilogy will be released in 2011.

January 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

SANTA ANA , CA – Power Balance bracelets, Fact or fiction?

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

SPRING HILL, FL – Man living with Lions proposes to Lioness, Lioness accepts.

January 6, 2011 by Tap Vann

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.

January 6, 2011 by WWN Staff

SEATTLE, WA – Starbucks has introduced a new logo for their cups and coffee mugs – one that contains satanic imagery!

February 27, 2020January 6, 2011 by WWN Staff

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

January 6, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.

January 6, 2011 by Frank Lake

DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!