CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA announced that Pope Benedict XVI will be on the next Space Shuttle.
POPE FRANCIS RESIGNS!
Pope Francis shocked the world today. Just as soon after Easter was over… he resigned.
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POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD
Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world with his plans to reitre on Feb. 28. He shocked the world again today – he’s moving to L.A.
ITALIANS FLEE ROME!
ROME – Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake forecast for May 11th.
EXORCISM REALITY SHOW
HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.
POPE SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
POPE EXORCISES PELOSI
VATICAN CITY – What was to be a diplomatic mission became a controversial event when Pope Benedict XVI performed an impromptu exorcism on Nancy Pelosi!