ROMANIA – Angry witches are casting spells to get back at politicians.
Month: January 2011
BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.
ROBERT GIBBS RESIGNS
WASHINGTON, DC – WH Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, resigned today because Michelle Obama was not happy that he leaked information about her pregnancy.
TODAY SHOW HIRES HOMELESS MAN AS HOST
COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!
FATTEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
NAURU – A small speck of an island in the South Pacific has the fattest people in the world and – the island is sinking!
NEW EDITION OF HUCK FINN LOSES ‘N’ WORD!
NEW YORK, NY – According to Publishers Weekly, a new edition of Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn will omit all uses of the ‘n’ word!
MASSAGE THERAPISTS SUE BRETT FAVRE
FLORHAM PARK, N.J. — A bevy of massage therapists have filed lawsuits against Brett Favre, The New York Jets, the Minnesota Vikings and the NFL
iPAD 2 RUMORS
NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!
DEAD FISH IN ARKANSAS!
ARKANSAS- Thousands of birds fell from the Arkansas sky and now… over 300,000 drum fish are dead.