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Advice
5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE
GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells … READ MORE
10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL
…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can survive an eternity in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an … READ MORE
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Bezos and Gates give their best tips! As a Weekly World News reporter, I’m used to having access to practically everything. Classified government documents? Name a country. Alien autopsy reports? … READ MORE
HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS
OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that … READ MORE
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE
DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a … READ MORE
IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS?
If your cat’s baffling behavior sometimes seems out of this world, there could be a good reason — your spaceD-out kitty may hail from Mars! Scientists say that 1 in … READ MORE
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT
Many people around the world attend gatherings, community groups, religious services, or secret organizations even during the pandemic. Some do it on Sunday mornings, others do it on different days … READ MORE
HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH
“IS THAT NOSE UGLY OR WHAT?” CANCELLED! MORE TV SHAKE-UPS ON THE WAY Hello from Hollyweird boys and girls. Fall has come to Hollywood, which is turning out to be … READ MORE
DEAR DOTTI – MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS
AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN ADVICE COLUMNIST! MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS! Dear Dotti: I noticed recently that my neighbor’s dog is talking to me. He keeps … READ MORE