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THE TAO OF THE THREE STOOGES

January 9, 2023 by Gerry Dorsey

The Tao Te Ching and the Three Stooges may seem like an unlikely pairing, but upon closer examination, it becomes clear that these two seemingly disparate sources of wisdom have … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags Stooges, Tao, Tao. Te Ching, The Three Stooges

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT

September 9, 2022 by Guy LeFleur

Many people around the world attend gatherings, community groups, religious services, or secret organizations even during the pandemic. Some do it on Sunday mornings, others do it on different days … READ MORE

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HOW FAST DO YOU THINK?

August 28, 2022June 6, 2022 by Gerry Dorsey

NEW FINDINGS WILL SHOCK YOU! How fast do you think? Is it true that the smarter a person is, the harder he is to understand? Here are some of the … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines, Science Tags intellegence

AN INCEL’S GUIDE TO DATING PUBLISHED!

October 6, 2021 by Brick Rivers

CRITICS AGREE: “WTF?” For those of you who haven’t noticed, there are a lot of surreal movements lurking under the surface of The American Dream. One of them is the … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags advice, incel

5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE

August 25, 2021 by Allie Pruitt

GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags spells, witchcraft

10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL

August 11, 2021 by Allie Pruitt

…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can survive an eternity in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags hell, mafia

TOP 7 BILLIONAIRE PICK-UP LINES!

July 10, 2021July 7, 2021 by Flip Gibson

Bezos and Gates give their best tips! As a Weekly World News reporter, I’m used to having access to practically everything. Classified government documents? Name a country. Alien autopsy reports? … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags dating advice, gates

HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS

June 1, 2021June 1, 2021 by Hideaki Tailor

OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags esp, psychic

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE

May 2, 2021April 10, 2021 by Foxington Delaware

DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines, Mutants Tags zombies

IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS?

June 14, 2021February 17, 2021 by Marge Floori

If your cat’s baffling behavior sometimes seems out of this world, there could be a good reason — your spaceD-out kitty may hail from Mars! Scientists say that 1 in … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Animals, Headlines Tags cats, martians
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