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AN INCEL’S GUIDE TO DATING PUBLISHED!

October 6, 2021 by Brick Rivers

CRITICS AGREE: “WTF?” For those of you who haven’t noticed, there are a lot of surreal movements lurking under the surface of The American Dream. One of them is the … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags advice, incel

5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE

August 25, 2021 by Allie Pruitt

GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags spells, witchcraft

10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL

August 11, 2021 by Allie Pruitt

…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can survive an eternity in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags hell, mafia

TOP 7 BILLIONAIRE PICK-UP LINES!

July 10, 2021July 7, 2021 by Flip Gibson

Bezos and Gates give their best tips! As a Weekly World News reporter, I’m used to having access to practically everything. Classified government documents? Name a country. Alien autopsy reports? … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags dating advice, gates

HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS

June 1, 2021June 1, 2021 by Hideaki Tailor

OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags esp, psychic

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE

May 2, 2021April 10, 2021 by Foxington Delaware

DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines, Mutants Tags zombies

IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS?

June 14, 2021February 17, 2021 by Marge Floori

If your cat’s baffling behavior sometimes seems out of this world, there could be a good reason — your spaceD-out kitty may hail from Mars! Scientists say that 1 in … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Animals, Headlines Tags cats, martians

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT

February 4, 2021February 4, 2021 by Guy LeFleur

Many people around the world attend gatherings, community groups, religious services, or secret organizations even during the pandemic. Some do it on Sunday mornings, others do it on different days … READ MORE

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HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH

November 10, 2020November 9, 2020 by SaZu JeJune

“IS THAT NOSE UGLY OR WHAT?” CANCELLED! MORE TV SHAKE-UPS ON THE WAY Hello from Hollyweird boys and girls. Fall has come to Hollywood, which is turning out to be … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags advice columnist, cancelled, SaZu Jejune

DEAR DOTTI – MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS

July 24, 2020July 23, 2020 by Dotti Primrose

AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN ADVICE COLUMNIST! MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS! Dear Dotti: I noticed recently that my neighbor’s dog is talking to me. He keeps … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags advice columnist, dear dotti
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