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GEORGE LUCAS RE-EDITS STAR WARS

HE CAN’T BE STOPPED Legendary Hollywood producer/director George Lucas is ready to re-release Star Wars, …

SKYWALKER RANCH, CA – Lucasfilm Ltd. has announced that the long awaited Blu-ray box set of the entire Star Wars sexilogy will be released in 2011.

NEW YORK, NY – A new club has been formed that requires a massive bank account – but it’s all for a good cause!

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.

NEW YORK, NY – One of the universe’s most heinous villains opened Wall Street today!