SEATTLE — Starbucks will begin serving alcohol – beer, wine and hard liquor – in two months.
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NYC GARBAGE FOR SALE
NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg has come up with a unique way to raise funds for the city – sell it’s garbage.
NEW STARBUCKS LOGO
SEATTLE, WA – Starbucks has introduced a new logo for their cups and coffee mugs – one that contains satanic imagery!
STARBUCKS THROWS OUT ENGLISH PROFESSOR
NEW YORK, NY – The irony of this story is through the roof!
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
SECRETARIES PROTEST STARBUCKS DECAF CHANGE
SEATTLE, WA – Secretaries have begun rioting near Starbucks’ headquarters after news spread that decaf coffee would no longer be brewed after noon.