HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.
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ZACH GALIFIANAKIS TO GET SEX CHANGE
HOLLYWOOD – Zach Galifianakis announced today that he is going to undergo gender reassignment surgery.
CASTRO FLEES CUBA FOR AMERICA
HAVANA – Fidel Castro admitted that the Cuban system doesn’t work and hopped a raft for America.
ALIENS THROW METEORITES AT BOSNIAN MAN
BELGRADE – A Bosnian man claims he is being targeted by aliens after a sixth meteorite strikes his house.
MEL GIBSON CALLS THE OLD SPICE GUY
NEW YORK, NY – Mel Gibson is looking for advice and is contacting perhaps the only person that can help him!
TEENS GET HIGH LISTENING TO MEL GIBSON TAPES
NEW YORK, NY – They put on their headphones, drape hoods over their head and drift off into a world of “Mel highs.”
WHOOPI GOLDBERG DEFENDS MEL GIBSON
NEW YORK, NY – Mel Gibson may have alienated almost everyone in his life, but he still has at least one person in his corner!
MEL CALLED BACK TO ALIEN MOTHERSHIP
LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.
UPDATE: PALINTOLOGY REVEALED!
BREAKING NEWS!
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman.