January 2011

DROIDS HELP KIDS CHEAT

January 9, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

NEW YORK – Android platform phones, or Droids, are helping kids cheat in school.

June 15, 2021January 9, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.

January 8, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – US trades the comedian, Carrot Top, for a truck load of Canadian pennies.

January 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

BOCA RATON, FL – Due to the bad economy, many young adults are moving into nursing homes and assisted living facilities.

January 8, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.

January 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

BREAKING NEWS – Fox is developing the Weekly World News television show!

January 7, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

MOUNT KISCO, NY – Sandra “Semi-Homemade” Lee, live-in girlfriend of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has unveiled her gubernatorial recipes!

June 22, 2021January 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

RUSSIA – Baby-Swinging Yoga is growing in popularity in Russia.

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Target Announces that they will change their logo

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

Invisibility & Levitation: How-To Keys To Personal Performance by Commander X