CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – “Man vs. Wild” star Bear Grylls was airlifted out of Antarctica over the weekend after sustaining a shoulder injury.
Month: December 2008
OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 8, 2008
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STONER MUMMY ATTACKS
LUXOR, EGYPT – A team of Archaeologists was attacked after removing an ancient marijuana stash from a priest’s tomb.
MILEY CYRUS AND FATFOOT DUET
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT ADOPTED
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of the hit reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, have added one supersized mouth to their family this holiday season: Tonya!
THE GOVERNATOR WORKS BIRTHDAY PARTIES
SACRAMENTO, CA – At a press conference earlier this week, actor turned Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that California was in its own fiscal emergency.
PICKENS TEAMS WITH ALIEN ENERGY
HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.