LOS ANGELES, CA – One reality TV star that won’t go away has pulled out another head-scratcher!
JON GOSSELIN PLAYGIRL
NEW YORK, NY – The ego of one former reality TV star might not match the size of a certain “little” part of his body!
2009 IN REVIEW
Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.
JON GOSSELIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON
NEW YORK, NY – Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston agree to be photographed nude together. The Vatican confirms this could signal the end of times.
JON GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM REALITY SHOW
LOS ANGELES, CA – Octomom Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin have agreed to be in a reality show where they would date each other.
JON GOSSELIN PRIMETIME
NEW YORK, NY – Jon Gosselin admits to being abused by his wife Kate. Torture was involved, but he is still unable to gain any sympathy.
JON GOSSELIN'S NEW SHOW
PHILDADELPHIA, PA, – Jon Gosselin wants to go his own way and host an informercial for mid-life crises.
GOSSELIN KIDS MEET FIANCE
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin returned to Pennsylvania this week from a vacation abroad. He introduced his 8 children to his new fiancée whom he affectionately calls “whatshername?”
JON AND KATE SPEND 10TH ANNIVERSARY APART
SARASOTA, FL – Jon and Kate Gosselin spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last week. While Kate played with the children at their Pennsylvania home, Jon was at a bar in Florida, with Manigator.
JON AND KATE PLUS APE
WERNERSVILLE, PA – As the media attention grows surrounding allegations of infidelity, Jon and Kate Gosselin have asked for professional help from PhD Ape!