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Month: December 2008

MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN

June 14, 2021December 3, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.

Categories Celebs, Mutants Tags manigator

PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA

December 3, 2008 by Carl Woodward

ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags al gore, atlanta, democrats, election day, georgia, hillary clinton, john mccain, ludacris, mitt romney, phd ape, Politics, president bush, republicans, sarah palin, saxby chambliss, ti

JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN

December 3, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags baton rouge, bobby jindal, craigslist, exorcism, fox news, louisiana, prince of darkness, republican party, satan

BEASTIE BAT BOYS

December 2, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, brooklyn, hip-hop, intergalactic, mosquitoes, new york, vegan

BURRESS BLAMES LEPRECHAUN FOR INJURY

December 2, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

NEW YORK, NY – Plaxico Burress has finally admitted who – or what – he was aiming at when he accidentally shot himself.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burress, burress shot, giants, john thomas, new york, nightclub, plaxico burress, plaxicoburress, seamus o'shaughnessy

LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT

December 2, 2008 by Carl Woodward

SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.

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Categories TopStory Tags abraham lincoln, al gore, democrats, illinois, lincoln, obama lincoln, republicans, springfield

VIDEO – CALLING ALL ALIENS

December 1, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

CNN spoke with SETI scientists trying to listen for alien communication. Don’t they know they’re already here?

Categories Aliens Tags alien, alien communication, Aliens, seti, Videos

PhD APE LENDS SHOULDER TO BRITNEY

December 1, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA – After revealing herself in the MTV documentary “Britney: For the Record”, Britney Spears turned to an old friend for support.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags britney for the record, britney spears, britneyspears, california, los angeles, mtv, paparazzi, phd ape

JUPITER AND VENUS CITIZENS MOON EARTH

December 1, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, government, jupiter, moon, venus

MADONNA BREAKS HIP ON TOUR

December 1, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

MIAMI, FL – Rounding out her North American tour on Saturday, Madonna broke her hip mid performance.

Categories Celebs Tags erotic, florida, justin timberlake, madonna, miami
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