NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.
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WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE
CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.
MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT
NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.