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JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

January 23, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bank of america, bhutan, cryptid, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, nepal, sherpa, world cryptid federation, yeti

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE

December 9, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, dubai, merrill lynch

JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!

December 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, ben bernanke, federal reserve, i robot, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, robert, us treasury, wall street

ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH'S MARKETS

October 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, banks, economy, financial markets, john thain, merrill lynch, money

MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT

October 8, 2008 by WWN Staff

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.

Categories Headlines Tags armani, bank of america, bull, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, new york, new york city

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