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JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

January 23, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

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WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE

December 9, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.

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JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!

December 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

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ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH'S MARKETS

October 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

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MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT

October 8, 2008 by WWN Staff

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.

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