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JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

January 23, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

December 9, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.

December 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

October 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

October 8, 2008 by WWN Staff

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.