NEW YORK, NY – Britney Spears’ “Circus” has topped the charts this week, and she is ready to celebrate!
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BATNEY SPEARS!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Britney Spears has finally broken free of her keepers!
PhD APE LENDS SHOULDER TO BRITNEY
LOS ANGELES, CA – After revealing herself in the MTV documentary “Britney: For the Record”, Britney Spears turned to an old friend for support.
Batney Spears
The Weekly World News has unearthed archival proof of Bat Boy’s infiltration of celebrity culture. Will his reign of terror never cease?!
