SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.
What were the top five celebrity stories Weekly World News uncovered this year?
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.
NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.
Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights
The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!