Lovesick werewolves are causing big trouble in Transylvania — and the problem could spread to the United States
Monthly Archives: September 2008
The US Navy captured a 140-foot monster in Lake Michigan on September 16 and a secret Pentagon photograph proves it!
“Everybody here needs to lend me a helping hand because I’ve been doing pretty much all the work.”
Presidential nominee John McCain wants fellow nominee Barack Obama to put his campaign ads away and instead settle the election like gentlemen—by having a duel!
The bold challenge, publicly issued by McCain’s feisty Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, would spare the American people from the typical smear campaigns and save millions of dollars in citizens’ donations, according to McCain.
“Suddenly, I heard what sounded like a cat caught in a blender. In the midst of all that shrieking, I could’ve sworn I heard my name.”
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!
Yes, beautiful Celine is dazzling the runway world by strutting her stuff on three gams.
NASA’s Mars Lander has transmitted a photograph of a super-sized dinosaur standing on the surface of Mars
New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico
Bat Boy was spotted last night in Louisville, Kentucky, taking in a Vampire Weekend performance!
Concertgoers are reporting that he slipped past security using a disguise, consisting of skinny jeans and an “Ithaca is Gorges” t-shirt.
Bat Boy squeaked and squealed along to Vampire Weekend’s Upper West Side Soweto beats. After the show, he snuck backstage and showed his appreciation to the band by bringing them mosquitoes to devour.