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MARS RAT

June 13, 2013 by Tap Vann

Scientists have discovered a rat infestation on Mars.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Curiosity, japan, mars, martian, nasa, red planet, twitter

CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT

August 15, 2012 by Andy Smith

After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, cats, Curiosity, earth, galactic, intergalactic, kittens, mars, martian, martians, mission, nasa, peta, red planet, robot, space, war

MARS ROVER

April 30, 2012 by Frank Lake

HOUSTON, Texas — The Mars Exploration Rover Spirit has contacted NASA with some incredible news. It hasn’t just found water on Mars — it’s found a fortune cookie! The roving … READ MORE

Categories TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, life on mars, mars, Mars Rover, martian, martians, ufos

MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE

January 18, 2012 by Frank Lake

HARARE, ZIMBABWE –   Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien attack, Aliens, aliens burn village, aliens destroy village, george gwangwa, Gold, mars, martian, martians, matlala, rocks, south africa, ufos

Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno's

September 29, 2008 by Carl Woodward

JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.

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Categories Aliens, Celebs, Headlines, Mutants, Opinion, Uncategorized, WWN Store Tags alaska, congress, juneau, martian, palin, Russia, sarah palin, sarahpalin

Dinosaurs Found on Mars

September 11, 2008 by Garrett Hawley

NASA’s Mars Lander has transmitted a photograph of a super-sized dinosaur standing on the surface of Mars

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags dinosaurs, mars, martian, nasa, reptile, tyrannosaurus rex

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