THE BOYS ARE BACK!
On New Ramones Album, Even Death Can’t Slow Them Down! Ramones, Rocket From Russia (Lobotomy Records, 2022) To say that no one would have expected this is an understatement. Rocket From Russia (the title, … READ MORE
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10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
BOCA RATON – Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways … READ MORE
Southern Farmer Requires Everyone to Pitch In
“Everybody here needs to lend me a helping hand because I’ve been doing pretty much all the work.”
HUMAN BAT DISCOVERED IN ITALY
Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams
Former Jim Jones Acolyte Now CEO of Gatorade!
In need of a leadership shift, Gatorade hired former Jim Jones acolyte Jonathan Ratliff, who not only has been working closely with Gatorade developers for the past 12 years, but also played a pivotal role in the largest mass suicide in the past 1900 years.