WWN horse racing analysts all agree – SaberCat will win the Kentucky Derby today!
FIRST WOMAN PRIEST
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
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KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
Bat Boy's Vampire Weekend
Bat Boy was spotted last night in Louisville, Kentucky, taking in a Vampire Weekend performance!
Concertgoers are reporting that he slipped past security using a disguise, consisting of skinny jeans and an “Ithaca is Gorges” t-shirt.
Bat Boy squeaked and squealed along to Vampire Weekend’s Upper West Side Soweto beats. After the show, he snuck backstage and showed his appreciation to the band by bringing them mosquitoes to devour.