PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
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OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
CHEESE KILLS, EAT CHEESE
WASHINGTON – The FDA has found that cheese – of any kind – kills. Congress is urging old people to eat cheese.
BOLTON TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.
BOZO THE PRESS SECRETARY
WASHINGTON – Following the advice of Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), President Obama fired Robert Gibbs and hired… Bozo.
PAUL MCCARTNEY AT WHITE HOUSE – LENNON APPEARS
WASHINGTON, DC – Paul McCartney was “In Performance at the White House” and… John Lennon showed up!
OBAMA PORTRAYS FELA AT WH LAST NIGHT
WASHINGTON – Broadway came to the White House for a night and President Obama’s portrayal of Fela was a smash hit!