Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook
LOS ANGELES – Lady Gaga hatched from her egg, but later she got scrambled by Eminem, who laid another egg at the Grammys.
BOISE, ID – Quick Gem Staters, hide the Biggie Smalls! The state of Idaho is banning hip-hop music!
HOLLYWOOD –Rapper Eminem will make a guest appearance on Fox’s musical sitcom, Glee!
CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!
NEW YORK – Rapper Lil Wayne, who was just released from prison for illegal weapons possession, announced that he’ll be joining the priesthood.
LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.