WASHINGTON – The White House is ordering all schools in the United States to use the new official American basketball.
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CLOONEY ARRESTED
George Clooney was led away in handcuffs after storming the Sudanese Embassy protesting the actions of the country’s president Omar Al-Bashir. Â
SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
WHITE HOUSE DENIES ALIEN ATTACK
The White House denied today that there is an alien invasion happening – but they are looking for aliens.
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC –Â White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.
OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.
KIM KARDASHIAN GOT MARRIED!
WASHINGTON, DC – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!