LEWISVILLE, TX – Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, suffered a heart attack in a Texas club where he was scheduled to perform.
PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND
SAN FRANCISCO – Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.
STUDY: TV IS DEADLY
People who spend more than six hours in front of the television every day are at greater risk of dying, a new study reveals.
SEX & EXERCISE CAUSE HEART ATTACKS
NEW YORK – Both sex and jogging can cause heart attacks.
KILLER STRIP CLUB
NEW YORK — Sexy stripper moves can kill!
CHEESE KILLS, EAT CHEESE
WASHINGTON – The FDA has found that cheese – of any kind – kills. Congress is urging old people to eat cheese.